Bringing Down the Forum

Previous to this I had another blog to which I posted at myspace.com. But since then myspace has descended into the dark abysmal pits of pornography, logical fallacies, and Harry Potter fans. On more than one occasion I have posted a well reasoned argument in a blog and there has been a response that went as follows: yeah? well ur retarded. come see me naked @adultbimboswithlowself-esteem. com oopsee remove the space between . and com." There are at least three things wrong with the preceding statement. Capitalization, spelling, and they gave me instructions to delete a space rather than deleting it themselves (I don't think them calling me names is something wrong with the message, I just think it's a poor marketing strategy).

After the numerous offers to see some androgynous female or another naked, I began to think that maybe myspace has lost a bit of the repute that it once had. So I decided to post my ideals here at blogger.com. But why blogger.com? It seems that it is the world virtual capital of bad poetry.

Bad poetry, you see, is the mark of creativity. Anybody can write reasonable to good poetry, but you have to dig deep within the shadowed recesses of your tortured teenage soul to write bad poetry. And if those creative people are here that I must come to break it up. Myspace started falling after I joined, facebook became a giant mob war/pillow fight recruiting ring soon after I discovered it, maybe I can crush this networking site also. So beware blogger.com. You just let the most dangerous person on the internet onto your site.

And so I leave you with my ticket to blogger.com: My own bad poetry. 

Potatoes can be found in an arbitrary nature

but only when affected by the proper nomenclature

to be the one you think you ought

when afflicted by a gangster

recall the judgement as it stands was just

when it came by judicator .

oopsee remove the the space between judicator and . ... or die.